The Occupational Therapists have been wonderful. A couple of days after my return home, they came round to discuss various options and by the end of the following day I had new stair rails and a shower seat which is the envy of Nurse Jackie and the rest of the team. There was one alarming moment when the OT asked me if I was managing to prepare meals and it sounded like the opening line of that old joke: Doctor, Doctor, will I be able to drive after my operation?…Yes you will… That’s funny because I can’t drive now.